Award Night

Now that I'm a mom, I never win awards anymore. So here are some I am going to give myself.

• First Place in Cleaning Up Other Peoples' Messes. (cheerfully, of course)
• Most Excellent Sense of Smell--I'm so proud.
  
• Hold ALL Diaper Changing Records--both for the sheer number of diaper changes (I figure so far about 3,896 and counting) and for the speediest diaper changes (something like 2.4 seconds which is how long Max will hold still for.) Amazing, really.
  
• Chef Extraordinaire--with a special knack for Dino Nuggets
  
• Voted Best Dishwasher Loader Around
• Most Improved Bread Maker
  
• The Attendance Award--gets the job done when any less dedicated person would be home in bed crying.
  
• Voted Best Dishwasher Unloader Around
  
• Employee of the Century at the Davis Home

Wow that was a lot of awards. I would like to thank myself for those. I feel so much better.

PS--If you are a mom too and need any awards, just let me know--I will send a few your way.